Women are amazing! Gorgeous creatures, who are the motivation behind most men getting in shape, pursuing careers and growing sweet beards. With their curvy bodies, unique hairstyles and angelic disposition, they are the driving force in the world today, showcasing skill and talent which men simply cannot match.
(With a smile on my face), there are however women who are so attractive they literally stop traffic and get grown men behaving like teenage boys, but will defile a man’s soul, thereby converting him from fun-loving Seth Rogan to the serial killer, Ted Bundy.
I know I am treading on mighty thin ice, so let me elaborate. There is a big difference between hot women and beautiful women.
Beautiful women are ballroom attractive, a person any man or woman would want to marry and all that other cliched romantic nonsense. Hot women are beach attractive and have more baggage than OR Tambo airport.
Dana McLendon, a lawyer from the United States developed the Hot/Crazy Matrix in 2014. Now, this matrix explains what men must look out for.
His matrix is divided into two axes. One is hot and one is crazy. The hot axis is measured from zero to 10. “Crazy is measured from four to 10, because of course there is no such thing as a woman who is not at least four crazy,” he says.
On his axis, there is a no-go zone, which is where the hot/crazy women dwell. The ideal woman can be found just above the five crazy level and to about an eight on the hot level. This is your fun zone. “Keep in mind, when you are in the fun zone, you want to move out of the fun zone into a more permeant location,” says Dana.
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He says above the crazy line is the danger zone, which McLendon says is made up of redheads, strippers and anyone named Tiffany. (hahaha) “This is where your car gets keyed, you get a bunny in a pot, tyres get slashed and you land up in jail.”
Through using the matrix over time, one can apparently build up reliable data, as a woman can move along the line at any moment.
There is even a date zone and wife zone. McLendon says the wife zone is if a woman who is five to seven crazy and an eight on the hot level. However, a below five crazy and an eight hot is the unicorn zone, which merely doesn’t exist.
Be sure to watch McLendon’s full explanation:
However, why do these legs for days, jaw-droppers have more issues? The Newcastillian asked local men. This is what they had to say:
Dèhan Bezuidenhout
“I think it comes down to ego. The bigger the ego is, the more issues they seem to have”
Alex Couper
“You are going to have to ask my wife that question.”
Nishal Munnilal
“They have a lot of issues with other women and wanting to be better than others. I think it just because they are more insecure.”
Mxolisi Mazibuko
“I really don’t know why they have so many issues. Maybe they are simply just insecure, have high expectations and demand too much.”
Sbusiso Mswane
“Because they are in high demand and because they don’t think some of us guys are good enough for them. They need to realise there are good guys out there for them.”
However crazy some women might be, there are men who make your toes curl up in your shoes, due to their insane hangups and self indulged issues. But that is a topic for another time.
